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Needleless Biopsies, First Pic of the Sun's Ass, and More GOOD News!

Needleless Biopsies, First Pic of the Sun's Ass, and More GOOD News!

June 20, 2025

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🇬🇧 King’s College Scientists May Have Killed the Biopsy

In London, researchers at King’s College have developed a microscopic “nanoneedle patch” that can painlessly collect molecular data from tissue without damaging it.

  • No cutting. No scooping. No sucking anything out. Just a patch that samples your tissue on a molecular level.

  • This could make repeat testing from the same spot safe and easy.

  • It’s also the first step toward non-invasive early cancer detection, skin monitoring, and personalized treatment.

  • Scientists say this could replace many traditional biopsies, which are painful, invasive, and often risky depending on the location. Early trials are extremely promising.

  • You can read the official study by clicking HERE.


🇧🇷 Blue Eyed Doves Hatched — From Practically Nothing

In Brazil, scientists have successfully hatched three Blue Eyed Doves — a bird so rare, it was believed extinct until 1992.

  • There are only 11 confirmed individuals in the wild, and now 3 in captivity.

  • This is the first time in recorded history that the species has bred in captivity.

  • The rescue project brought together Brazilian zoos, German conservation groups, and U.S. genetic specialists.

  • The chicks were hatched using incubators with precision humidity and vibration mimicry.

  • Blue-eyed, blue-feathered, and officially the rarest bird on the planet.
    I love reporting on BIRTH rather than DEATH!

  • Here’s the fully grown Dove in the wild:


🌞 We Just Saw the South Pole of the Sun

For the first time in human history, we’ve got a photo of the South Pole of the sun.

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