Welcome to The F*ckin’ News Community!
I’m your host Kellerman, and there’s a lot of sh*t going on around the world that affects all of us. So if you give a sh*t, make sure you subscribe to stay informed. And it’s not required, but I’d love it if you participated in the polls and conversations!
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Why The F*ckin’ News?
I created The F*ckin’ News for a few reasons. First, because it’s the news show I wish existed when I was younger. I had a short attention span, an aversion to politics, and an affinity for dirty/foul-mouthed humor.
The second reason is because I couldn’t find a source of news that covered the whole world and didn’t include some kind of bias, slant, or long-winded opinion. Sometimes, I just want the f*ckin’ news real quick so I can stay informed and move on!
And the third reason is because even the affable or comedic newscasters on mainstream media still feel a bit uptight and stuffy with their suits and flat affect (and even when they have an exaggerated affect). So I thought it might be more interesting/amusing/attention grabbing if I talked about the news… like a regular person. Constantly surprised by the never ending sh*t show that is the world we live in.
Who the F*ck is Kellerman?
I’m a screenwriter, actor, and citizen journalist based in Los Angeles. The F*ckin’ News is a passion project born out of a desire to inform, entertain, and encourage critical thinking and media literacy.
Most people don’t have the time to sift through all the bullsh*t and find the nuggets of actual truth — so drop your email below and I’ll send the sh*t you need to know straight to your inbox.
What is The F*ckin’ News/ The F*ckin’ Newsletter?
The F*ckin’ News is the (almost) daily short-form global news show I created in September 2023 for Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube that has amassed nearly 3 million fans who truly give a sh*t.
I often read and respond to the comments, and it blows me away to read notes from TF*N fans from all over the world — especially where I’ve reported stories on that day.
The F*ckin’ Newsletter is a way for me to dive deeper into the headlines, update the week’s stories, share important resources, post more in-depth videos, and create a community that shares information and sources from around the world! It can’t all be done in a 1 minute Instagram Reel or TikTok!
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How do I get The F*ckin Newsletter?
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Want to get in touch?
I'm always eager to connect and delve deeper into discussions! If you want to chat about any topics from my Substack or other platforms, feel free to reach out at the4ckinnews@gmail.com
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Thanks for giving a sh*t!
❤️💩,
Kellerman
