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February 24, 2025

In the United States, Texas and New Mexico are facing the worst Measles outbreak in 30 years with over 90 cases reported.

• The current number is 99, but as I was researching this story, I found people in Canada and all along the east coast talking about having the measles as well so I think the “outbreak” being report is just a relatively large number of people in one area getting infect with in a relatively short time.

Federal workers got a “tell us what you did last week or you’re fired” email over the weekend. Today Trump posted a meme making fun of the people who were upset by this on his socials… and later reiterated that he stands behind the email, saying that a lot of people are not answering because they don’t even exist.

• You can see the email people received here:

• Elon tweeted shortly after:

Computers and TV screens were hacked at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, displaying a fake AI video of Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet.

• The video was accompanied by the words “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING”.

• There’s speculation in some reports that this wasn’t a “hack” but a disgruntled employee.

• If you REALLY want to see the video unobscured… you can see it here: